He Hate Me
| Starters |
| Manning, Peyton IND QB | 17.0 |
| Addai, Joseph IND RB | 11.0 |
| Johnson, Chris TEN RB | 35.0 |
| Thomas, Pierre NOS RB | 19.0 |
| Bennett, Earl CHI WR | 2.0 |
| Gage, Justin TEN WR | 4.0 |
| Daniels, Owen HOU TE | 2.0 |
| Longwell, Ryan MIN PK | 8.0 |
| Colts, Indianapolis IND Def | 8.0 |
| Starter Total: | 106 |
| Potential Points: |
109 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
97.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Roethlisberger, Ben PIT QB | 0 |
| Taylor, Chester MIN RB | 2.0 |
| Westbrook, Brian PHI RB | 0 |
| Bowe, Dwayne KCC WR | 0 |
| Bruce, Isaac SFO WR | 5.0 |
| Dillard, Jarett JAC WR | 2.0 |
| Moss, Randy NEP WR | 0 |
| Robiskie, Brian CLE WR | 0.0 |
| Titans, Tennessee TEN Def | 8.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 17.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 123.0 |
|
The White Crusaders
| Starters |
| Garrard, David JAC QB | 4.0 |
| Hightower, Tim ARI RB | 14.0 |
| McGahee, Willis BAL RB | 0.0 |
| Edwards, Braylon NYJ WR | 13.0 |
| Owens, Terrell BUF WR | 11.0 |
| Clark, Dallas IND TE | 9.0 |
| Olsen, Greg CHI TE | 4.0 |
| Crosby, Mason GBP PK | 8.0 |
| Patriots, New England NEP Def | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 63 |
| Potential Points: |
73 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
86.3% |
| Non-Starters |
| Russell, JaMarcus OAK QB | 3.0 |
| Johnson, Gartrell NYG RB | 0 |
| Mendenhall, Rashard PIT RB | 0 |
| Taylor, Fred NEP RB | 0 |
| Gonzalez, Anthony IND WR | 0 |
| Hardy, James BUF WR | 0 |
| Mason, Derrick BAL WR | 10.0 |
| Vinatieri, Adam IND PK | 0 |
| Buccaneers, Tampa Bay TBB Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 13.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 76.0 |
|
360 destros
| Starters |
| Romo, Tony DAL QB | 23.0 |
| McCoy, LeSean PHI RB | 15.0 |
| Williams, DeAngelo CAR RB | 15.0 |
| Crabtree, Michael SFO WR | 6.0 |
| Knox, Johnny CHI WR | 4.0 |
| Wayne, Reggie IND WR | 20.0 |
| Davis, Vernon SFO TE | 8.0 |
| Prater, Matt DEN PK | 1.0 |
| Eagles, Philadelphia PHI Def | 8.0 |
| Starter Total: | 100 |
| Potential Points: |
104 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
96.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Johnson, Josh TBB QB | 0 |
| Quinn, Brady CLE QB | 0.0 |
| Buckhalter, Correll DEN RB | 4.0 |
| McFadden, Darren OAK RB | 0 |
| Amendola, Danny STL WR | 4.0 |
| Johnson, Calvin DET WR | 0 |
| Jones, Jacoby HOU WR | 8.0 |
| Ingram, Cornelius PHI TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 16.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 116.0 |
|
Wife Beating Seniors
| Starters |
| McNabb, Donovan PHI QB | 23.0 |
| Brown, Ronnie MIA RB | 2.0 |
| Jones, Felix DAL RB | 8.0 |
| Lynch, Marshawn BUF RB | 4.0 |
| Houshmandzadeh, T.J. SEA WR | 2.0 |
| Stokley, Brandon DEN WR | 0.0 |
| Pettigrew, Brandon DET TE | 1.0 |
| Folk, Nick DAL PK | 8.0 |
| Giants, New York NYG Def | 6.0 |
| Starter Total: | 54 |
| Potential Points: |
55 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
98.2% |
| Non-Starters |
| Collins, Kerry TEN QB | 0 |
| Delhomme, Jake CAR QB | 8.0 |
| Vick, Michael PHI QB | 0.0 |
| Benson, Cedric CIN RB | 0 |
| Bryant, Antonio TBB WR | 0 |
| Moss, Santana WAS WR | 0 |
| Winslow, Kellen TBB TE | 0 |
| Feely, Jay NYJ PK | 9.0 |
| Packers, Green Bay GBP Def | 4.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 21.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 75.0 |
|
Tony's Tigers
| Starters |
| Bulger, Marc STL QB | 6.0 |
| Jones-Drew, Maurice JAC RB | 29.0 |
| Sproles, Darren SDC RB | 4.0 |
| Wells, Chris ARI RB | 4.0 |
| Jenkins, Michael ATL WR | 6.0 |
| Johnson, Andre HOU WR | 8.0 |
| Shiancoe, Visanthe MIN TE | 7.0 |
| Mare, Olindo SEA PK | 5.0 |
| Texans, Houston HOU Def | 6.0 |
| Starter Total: | 75 |
| Potential Points: |
76 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
98.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Boller, Kyle STL QB | 0 |
| Brady, Tom NEP QB | 0 |
| Holmes, Santonio PIT WR | 0 |
| Stuckey, Chansi CLE WR | 1.0 |
| Wade, Bobby KCC WR | 0 |
| Casey, James HOU TE | 1.0 |
| Miller, Zach OAK TE | 5.0 |
| Graham, Shayne CIN PK | 0 |
| Raiders, Oakland OAK Def | 5.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 12.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 87.0 |
|
Bean Town Falcons
| Starters |
| Fitzpatrick, Ryan BUF QB | 1.0 |
| Brown, Chris HOU RB | 2.0 |
| Floyd, Malcom SDC WR | 6.0 |
| Holt, Torry JAC WR | 1.0 |
| Smith, Steve CAR WR | 12.0 |
| Lewis, Marcedes JAC TE | 2.0 |
| Scaife, Bo TEN TE | 2.0 |
| Elam, Jason ATL PK | 8.0 |
| Bills, Buffalo BUF Def | 8.0 |
| Starter Total: | 42 |
| Potential Points: |
42 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
100.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Cassel, Matt KCC QB | 0 |
| Jennings, Rashad JAC RB | 0.0 |
| Johnson, Larry CIN RB | 0 |
| Moore, Mewelde PIT RB | 0 |
| Parker, Willie PIT RB | 0 |
| Williams, Carnell TBB RB | 0 |
| Furrey, Mike CLE WR | 0.0 |
| Ochocinco, Chad CIN WR | 0 |
| 49ers, San Francisco SFO Def | 3.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 3.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 45.0 |
|
New Jersey Dirty Birds
| Starters |
| Rodgers, Aaron GBP QB | 31.0 |
| Turner, Michael ATL RB | 21.0 |
| Colston, Marques NOS WR | 14.0 |
| Driver, Donald GBP WR | 6.0 |
| Wallace, Mike PIT WR | 0 |
| Finley, Jermichael GBP TE | 0 |
| Witten, Jason DAL TE | 3.0 |
| Kaeding, Nate SDC PK | 6.0 |
| Chiefs, Kansas City KCC Def | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 81 |
| Potential Points: |
119 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
68.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Anderson, Derek CLE QB | 3.0 |
| Orton, Kyle DEN QB | 8.0 |
| White, Pat MIA QB | 0.0 |
| Rice, Ray BAL RB | 16.0 |
| White, LenDale TEN RB | 4.0 |
| Wolfe, Garrett CHI RB | 5.0 |
| Branch, Deion SEA WR | 9.0 |
| Coles, Laveranues CIN WR | 0 |
| Ravens, Baltimore BAL Def | 13.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 58.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 139.0 |
|
Big Pink Monkey
| Starters |
| Edwards, Trent BUF QB | 0 |
| Choice, Tashard DAL RB | 1.0 |
| Tomlinson, LaDainian SDC RB | 17.0 |
| Cribbs, Josh CLE WR | 10.0 |
| Jackson, DeSean PHI WR | 14.0 |
| Manningham, Mario NYG WR | 0 |
| Celek, Brent PHI TE | 12.0 |
| Tynes, Lawrence NYG PK | 5.0 |
| Saints, New Orleans NOS Def | 15.0 |
| Starter Total: | 74 |
| Potential Points: |
100 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
74.0% |
| Non-Starters |
| Flacco, Joe BAL QB | 12.0 |
| Stafford, Matthew DET QB | 14.0 |
| Coffee, Glen SFO RB | 0.0 |
| Goodson, Mike CAR RB | 2.0 |
| Lewis, Jamal CLE RB | 6.0 |
| Evans, Lee BUF WR | 2.0 |
| Nicks, Hakeem NYG WR | 5.0 |
| Williams, Roy DAL WR | 7.0 |
| Nelson, Shawn BUF TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 48.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 122.0 |
|
ICU Fear
| Starters |
| Favre, Brett MIN QB | 28.0 |
| Fargas, Justin OAK RB | 13.0 |
| Gore, Frank SFO RB | 19.0 |
| Boldin, Anquan ARI WR | 2.0 |
| Hester, Devin CHI WR | 10.0 |
| Marshall, Brandon DEN WR | 2.0 |
| McMichael, Randy STL TE | 1.0 |
| Carney, John NOS PK | 4.0 |
| Cardinals, Arizona ARI Def | 1.0 |
| Starter Total: | 80 |
| Potential Points: |
90 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
88.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Hasselbeck, Matt SEA QB | 20.0 |
| Bush, Michael OAK RB | 3.0 |
| Jackson, Brandon GBP RB | 0.0 |
| Morris, Maurice DET RB | 9.0 |
| Portis, Clinton WAS RB | 0 |
| Nelson, Jordy GBP WR | 0 |
| Washington, Kelley BAL WR | 5.0 |
| Beckum, Travis NYG TE | 0.0 |
| Watson, Ben NEP TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 37.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 117.0 |
|
Thunder Down Under
| Starters |
| Brees, Drew NOS QB | 19.0 |
| Greene, Shonn NYJ RB | -1.0 |
| Moreno, Knowshon DEN RB | 7.0 |
| Williams, Ricky MIA RB | 6.0 |
| Britt, Kenny TEN WR | 0.0 |
| Smith, Steve NYG WR | 6.0 |
| Gonzalez, Tony ATL TE | 8.0 |
| Lindell, Rian BUF PK | 4.0 |
| Chargers, San Diego SDC Def | 7.0 |
| Starter Total: | 56 |
| Potential Points: |
59 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
94.9% |
| Non-Starters |
| Campbell, Jason WAS QB | 0 |
| Bell, Mike NOS RB | 2.0 |
| Maroney, Laurence NEP RB | 0 |
| Norwood, Jerious ATL RB | 0 |
| Muhammad, Muhsin CAR WR | 0 |
| Ward, Hines PIT WR | 0 |
| Welker, Wes NEP WR | 0 |
| Heap, Todd BAL TE | 1.0 |
| Bengals, Cincinnati CIN Def | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 3.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 59.0 |
|
Hotwings
| Starters |
| Rivers, Philip SDC QB | 14.0 |
| Forte, Matt CHI RB | 24.0 |
| Slaton, Steve HOU RB | -1.0 |
| Jennings, Greg GBP WR | 14.0 |
| Royal, Eddie DEN WR | 6.0 |
| Washington, Nate TEN WR | 8.0 |
| Gates, Antonio SDC TE | 4.0 |
| Akers, David PHI PK | 10.0 |
| Bears, Chicago CHI Def | 20.0 |
| Starter Total: | 99 |
| Potential Points: |
108 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
91.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Ryan, Matt ATL QB | 12.0 |
| Smith, Alex SFO QB | 12.0 |
| Grant, Ryan GBP RB | 5.0 |
| Jones, Julius SEA RB | 8.0 |
| Caldwell, Andre CIN WR | 0 |
| Clayton, Mark BAL WR | 3.0 |
| Coffman, Chase CIN TE | 0 |
| Cooley, Chris WAS TE | 0 |
| Jets, New York NYJ Def | 8.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 48.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 147.0 |
|
Nice Tight Slacks
| Starters |
| Manning, Eli NYG QB | 14.0 |
| Brown, Donald IND RB | 0 |
| Bush, Reggie NOS RB | 7.0 |
| Burleson, Nate SEA WR | 6.0 |
| Crayton, Patrick DAL WR | 13.0 |
| White, Roddy ATL WR | 16.0 |
| Boss, Kevin NYG TE | 13.0 |
| Rackers, Neil ARI PK | 3.0 |
| Broncos, Denver DEN Def | 2.0 |
| Starter Total: | 74 |
| Potential Points: |
84 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
88.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Young, Vince TEN QB | 13.0 |
| Jackson, Fred BUF RB | 10.0 |
| Morris, Sammy NEP RB | 0 |
| Ward, Derrick TBB RB | 0 |
| Heyward-Bey, Darrius OAK WR | 1.0 |
| Johnson, Bryant DET WR | 4.0 |
| Murphy, Louis OAK WR | 1.0 |
| Schilens, Chaz OAK WR | 0 |
| Sweed, Limas PIT WR | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 29.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 103.0 |
|
Dem Bones
| Starters |
| Schaub, Matt HOU QB | 11.0 |
| Barber, Marion DAL RB | 11.0 |
| Smith, Kevin DET RB | 8.0 |
| Breaston, Steve ARI WR | 6.0 |
| Massaquoi, Mohamed CLE WR | 0.0 |
| Rice, Sidney MIN WR | 4.0 |
| Davis, Kellen CHI TE | 0.0 |
| Scobee, Josh JAC PK | 1.0 |
| Cowboys, Dallas DAL Def | 13.0 |
| Starter Total: | 54 |
| Potential Points: |
70 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
77.1% |
| Non-Starters |
| Freeman, Josh TBB QB | 0 |
| Henne, Chad MIA QB | 9.0 |
| Sanchez, Mark NYJ QB | 27.0 |
| Scott, Bernard CIN RB | 0 |
| Snelling, Jason ATL RB | 0 |
| Tate, Brandon NEP WR | 0 |
| Miller, Heath PIT TE | 0 |
| Gostkowski, Stephen NEP PK | 0 |
| Browns, Cleveland CLE Def | 6.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 42.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 96.0 |
|
Norfolk Enchance
| Starters |
| Cutler, Jay CHI QB | 12.0 |
| Peterson, Adrian MIN RB | 19.0 |
| Avery, Donnie STL WR | 1.0 |
| Collie, Austin IND WR | 6.0 |
| Jackson, Vincent SDC WR | 16.0 |
| Sims-Walker, Mike JAC WR | 0.0 |
| Carlson, John SEA TE | 3.0 |
| Carpenter, Dan MIA PK | 6.0 |
| Vikings, Minnesota MIN Def | 6.0 |
| Starter Total: | 69 |
| Potential Points: |
114 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
60.5% |
| Non-Starters |
| Culpepper, Daunte DET QB | 0 |
| Charles, Jamaal KCC RB | 0 |
| Washington, Leon NYJ RB | 0 |
| Ginn Jr., Ted MIA WR | 26.0 |
| Iglesias, Juaquin CHI WR | 0 |
| Maclin, Jeremy PHI WR | 10.0 |
| Meachem, Robert NOS WR | 4.0 |
| Cook, Jared TEN TE | 0.0 |
| Keller, Dustin NYJ TE | 13.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 53.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 122.0 |
|
White Skins
| Starters |
| Palmer, Carson CIN QB | 0 |
| Bradshaw, Ahmad NYG RB | 8.0 |
| Jones, Thomas NYJ RB | 12.0 |
| Fitzgerald, Larry ARI WR | 6.0 |
| Morgan, Josh SFO WR | 0.0 |
| Walter, Kevin HOU WR | 3.0 |
| Rosario, Dante CAR TE | 0 |
| Gould, Robbie CHI PK | 12.0 |
| Seahawks, Seattle SEA Def | 4.0 |
| Starter Total: | 45 |
| Potential Points: |
55 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
81.8% |
| Non-Starters |
| Pennington, Chad MIA QB | 0 |
| Betts, Ladell WAS RB | 0 |
| Harrison, Jerome CLE RB | 1.0 |
| Cotchery, Jerricho NYJ WR | 7.0 |
| Henry, Chris CIN WR | 0 |
| Hixon, Domenik NYG WR | 6.0 |
| Moore, Lance NOS WR | 1.0 |
| Randle El, Antwaan WAS WR | 0 |
| Davis, Fred WAS TE | 0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 15.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 60.0 |
|
Marvin's Martians
| Starters |
| Warner, Kurt ARI QB | 8.0 |
| Jackson, Steven STL RB | 21.0 |
| Jacobs, Brandon NYG RB | 10.0 |
| Stewart, Jonathan CAR RB | 20.0 |
| Austin, Miles DAL WR | 13.0 |
| Harvin, Percy MIN WR | 22.0 |
| Shockey, Jeremy NOS TE | 7.0 |
| Bironas, Rob TEN PK | 12.0 |
| Steelers, Pittsburgh PIT Def | 0 |
| Starter Total: | 113 |
| Potential Points: |
135 |
| Efficiency Rating: |
83.7% |
| Non-Starters |
| Jackson, Tarvaris MIN QB | 0.0 |
| Leinart, Matt ARI QB | 0 |
| Jordan, Lamont DEN RB | 0 |
| Barden, Ramses NYG WR | 0 |
| Berrian, Bernard MIN WR | 10.0 |
| Bess, Davone MIA WR | -1.0 |
| Henderson, Devery NOS WR | 4.0 |
| Scheffler, Tony DEN TE | 0.0 |
| Dolphins, Miami MIA Def | 22.0 |
| Non-Starter Total: | 35.0 |
|---|
| Starter + Non-Starter Total: | 148.0 |
|